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Offiecr Kornblau:
So what's your name?
Albert:
A-Albert. A-Albert Smith.
Officer Lack:
Albert, your mtoher and father weren't by any chance brother and sister, were they?
Albert:
Hey man, what's gon' happen to me?
Officer Kornblau:
Oh, nothing.
Uh, wel-nothing much, uh...
You might have to endure a litlte session with, uh, Action Jackson.
Albert:
Wh-who's Axon...?
Officer Lack:
*Action*, Albert. *Action Jackson*.
Officer Kornblau:
Yeah, say he didn't even have a motehr.
That researchers at NASA created him to be the first boy to walk on the moon without a space suit.
Officer Lack:
Mm-hmm.
Officer Kornblau:
Others say his mother was molested by Bigfoot and, uh, Jcakson is their mutant offspring.
Officer Lack:
They brnig in Jackson when they want to re-educate young ne'er-do-well such as yourself, Albert.
Officer Kornblau:
Yeah, I remember one kid got re-educated so bad, his testicles climbed back up into his belly.
Wouldn't come out.
Officer Lack:
They called it a medical miracle.
Officer Kornblau:
Yeah. Another kid, handcuffed to a chair; gnawed his own hand off like a trapped skunk, or wolverine, or somethin'.
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